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Jokes are one of the things that can help you connect with your kids. When parents crack a joke and make their kids laugh, it can be a bonding experience. Also, you help them develop a sense of humor. At first, kids will laugh at the silliest of jokes, but as they get older, they appreciate more sophisticated wordplay. When they repeat a joke, they can remember the simplest setups and punchlines. When they do that often they can remember longer stories and intricate tales.
If you want your kids to laugh, have fun, and enjoy, we have mentioned some of the funniest jokes for kids. You can use these and watch your kids laugh out loud. Let’s start
Funny Jokes for Kids - Laugh Out Loud!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why did an old man fall into a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they habanero!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick?
Put it on my bill!
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the udder!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon?
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad!
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What happened when the world’s tongue-twister champion got arrested?
They gave him a tough sentence!
Why can’t you send a duck to space?
Because the bill would be astronomical!
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern!
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me!
What did the mama cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them looks to the other and says, “Phew, it’s getting hot in here!” The other looks back and says, “Ack! A talking muffin!”
Animal Funny Jokes for Kids
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant!
What kind of dog does a magician have?
A Labracadabrador!
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
They go to the moo-vies!
Why did the pony get sent to his room?
He wouldn’t stop horsing around!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!
Why couldn’t the pony sing “Happy Birthday?”
Because she was just a little hoarse!
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because he’s always spotted!
How do you keep a bull from charging?
Take away its credit card!
What do frogs order at fast-food restaurants?
French flies!
What do you get when you cross a snail with a porcupine?
A slowpoke!
What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries?
An investigator!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
What kind of socks do grizzlies wear?
None, they have bear feet!
Why is a snake difficult to fool?
You can’t pull its leg!
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse!
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
“Ruff!”
What does a triceratops sit on?
Its tricera-bottom!
What fish only swims at night?
Starfish!
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Funny
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That’s right!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toodle
Toodle who?
Toodle-loo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
An interrupt—
MOO!
Food Jokes for Kids
What did the bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
Which vegetable do sailors hate the most?
Leeks!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
What do you call a cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What did the pizza say to the topping?
I never sau-sage a pretty face!
What kind of room doesn’t have doors?
A mushroom!
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Because he felt crummy!
What happens when a grape gets run over crossing the street?
A traffic jam!
What kind of key opens a banana?
A mon-key!
What does garlic do when it gets hot?
It takes its cloves off!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs!
Why did the melons choose not to get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
Where does fruit go on vacation?
Pear-is!
What did one dried fruit say when another asked it to the movies?
It’s a date!
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
Yellow!
Why did the man go to the yogurt museum?
To get a little culture!
What does a cow call an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why can’t you trust tacos?
Because they always spill the beans!
Why couldn’t the sesame seed climb up the hill?
Because it was on a roll!
Silly Jokes for Kids Funny
What do you call a huge pile of cats?
A meow-ntain!
Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots over here!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball!
What does a rain cloud wear under its clothes?
Thunderwear!
Why do vampires seem sick all the time?
Because they’re always coffin!
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying?
You rocket!
Conclusion - Jokes For Kids
You can use these jokes and watch your kids burst into tears laughing or roll their eyes if they fall flat. However, it is your job as a parent to try to make your kids laugh even if you sometimes fail to do so. Nevertheless, it is a great bonding exercise for parents and kids and it helps them develop a sense of humor.
